Overheard at Ateneo

I'v only been using my facebook account for stalking. Hahaha. I neverreally like playing those apps and games although I did get into Mafia wars, Typing Maniac and Poker for a while. But recently I've been enjoying his group Overheard at Ateneo de Manila University where students, alumni and teachers get to share their funniest and most sentimental stories and pictures of time spent in the campus. Here are my favorites:

During a Fil 11 exam:

Teacher: Guys alagaan ninyo ang mga papel ninyo dahil gagamitin pa yan ng mga susunod na batch.

Student: Sir bats? (flaps arms like wings)

Teacher: Lagyan mo ng minus one yang papel mo.

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Two girls were talking about dorm life:

Girl 1: Paano kung may bading na gustong magdorm. Aling dorm siya mapupunta?
Girl 2: Eh di sa heaven...

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Freshman year. Blockmate enters classroom shaking.

Blockmate: Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Guess what, I commuted!
Us: Really? From Alabang?
Blockmate: No from Burgundy. I took a trike, it was so scary!

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In SEC A Xerox place, 3 friends were waiting for their photocopies.

While waiting, one friend tried to bearhug his friend.

student: BEAR HUUUUUGGGGGGGGGG (yeah, he shouted.)

After about 2 seconds of clinging to his victim, he realized he's hugging a stranger.

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During Theo121 class of Dr. Aguas.

Dr. Aguas's phone rang.

*kim possible theme*

Dr Aguas: Yes, Wade. What's the sitch?

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Eco prof to senior student: What year are you?
student: what?
Eco prof: What year?
student: Dragon sir...?

---------------- And my personal favorite-------------------

student 1(thru text): gawa ka ng ppt para sa group report natin bukas.
groupmate: k

next day, at an AVR with lapto and projector and 40 students, groupmate shows up with anime cutout taped to barbecue sticks...

takteng puppet ang ginawa.

we presented under the teacher's table.

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there's also an overheard for U.P. students: Narinig ko sa U.P.