Friday, January 29, 2010

Movie Review: Paano na Kaya

Here is a conversation between my friend  and I after we saw Paano na Kaya?:

Wow.

Jon Avila had exactly one line.  Why was he in this movie?

Robi Domingo could sure smile, but what the  hell did he do here? Nothing. 

And Kim's mom what's-her-name smiles everytime her husband verbally abuses their daughters. This movie could've gone on without her too.

This movie could've happened without atleast 10 characters.

Wow, really? Kim's dad suddenly realizes he's a bad dad after that tantrum. But when his other daughter packed up and left him,nothing changed.

Conflicts sprout out like mushrooms in this flick no? Apparently Zsazsa's an absentee mom. 

How do you know? 

Because Gerald says so.

What's up with Gerald's clothes? They're always too tight.

Sometimes his half naked too.

Well something's got to pay for his gym you know.

We should've watched Blind side.

What and missed out on all the movie goers screaming everytime kim and gerald kissed.

This movie's the longer  version of that Taylor Swift video.Except that the Swift video's ten thousand times better.

and tolerable.

Gahhhd. 

Aren't they too young to be owning businesses. Or they just don't look like they know what their doing.

Wow they're also volunteer firefighters. 

This movie's got everything.

This sucks.

Did you count the montage?

Yeah you woudn't know there was a montage going on. The editing is bad.

The score was bad.

So what's good about this movie.

Silence.

The lines were bad. 

Yeah, they actually used that "It's not you, it's me line." Verbatim.

Lazy writers.

I like Star Cinema movies before. I enjoyed that John Lloy and Sara Geronimo flick.

Yeah. We should've just watched that again.

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